Probleme mit Hardware

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Hi...

Dieses habe ich heute als Mail bekommen.....

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without
any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound
turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is
incompatible with several other applications, such as
LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I
tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had
many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to
shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that
when these two systems detected each other they caused
severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to
discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this
upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable and costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife
1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then
resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about
them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer
and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch
TurboStrop and Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have
to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new
attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive,
it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've
been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to
the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it
tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling
itself.

Any suggestion's or comments gratefully received,
cheers and thanks.